…send in a photo of yourself dressed like Norm Abram and send it to me by midnight Monday, Nov. 2, at firstname.lastname@example.org. The person who sends in the best photo (as determined by our staff), will win a great prize. What’s the prize? We’re still working on that.
OK, this is the very best I can do, Chris! I accept the prize. And to Norm Abram, may the brad nailer be with you! Thanks for 21 wonderful years.
—— Al Navas